Location: Chicago, IL
Current Job: Assistant at a Talent Agency
Dream job: Executive Producer to Oprah Winfrey
Girl Crush: Tina Fey
Guy Crush: Idris Elba’s Lenny from “The Big C.” Also, like, Idris Elba.
Biggest Pet Peeve: A lack of self-awareness. Also, food residue in the sink.
Guilty Pleasure: Eating all four flavors of Starbursts at once.
Splurge: A plane ticket.
American Girl Doll you owned as a kid: Kirstin.
American Girl Doll you wish you owned as a kid: Felicity. That four poster bed!
Favorite Movie: Mean Girls.
Favorite TV Show: 30 Rock.
Favorite Song: Forever by Chris Brown.
Favorite Book: I Know This Much Is True by Wally Lamb.
Least Favorite Movie: Any movie released during the summer.
Least Favorite TV Show: Two and a Half Men. It is criminally not funny.
Least Favorite Song: Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani.
Least Favorite Book: …And All Things Kardashian by Kris Jenner. I just have a feeling.
Television memory from your childhood: Five years old, watching the PBS telethon in between episodes of Lamb Chop’s Play Along and wondering what would happen if I called the toll-free number. They picked up. It was terrifying.
Most embarrassing story: A story that is truly the most embarrassing moment of your life cannot be shared on the Internet. But like, that time a bee stung my inner thigh and I started screaming, and in a panic my mom pulled my pants down in the front yard wasn’t great.
If you could go anywhere in the world you’ve never been before, where would it be? Italy. And I’d eat pasta at every meal.

Laughed the whole way through. Amaze.
I’ll never not laugh while looking at this picture.